Mom sprayed a little too much in her mouth!
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
When life gives you lemons, puke the lemons out!
When the wife asked me to peel potatoes I took the easiest possible route.
After 4 years of hard studying , you need a vacation. But your study was so expensive that you are out of money. You need to work in a restaurant to chaise your dream.
A a junkie gets his daily pancake fix.