How come this doesn't happen to me? All I get from Taco Bell is diarrhea.
Here's a funny Doritos commercial made my a fan.
Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
Why You Should Remove Old Food From The Fridge
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
There's Peanuts In My Cappuccino
He must have really pissed some people off.
I could go for some donuts myself.