I wish my toast looked like this back in the day.
When life gives you lemons, puke the lemons out!
People like this guy drive me nuts. Does he really need 20 orders of fish and chips? Enjoy your heart attack loser.
After 4 years of hard studying , you need a vacation. But your study was so expensive that you are out of money. You need to work in a restaurant to chaise your dream.
I wonder how many of you will break the egg inside your shirt?
Fresh seafood delivered to your door.
She part snake or something?
These can't possibly be any good can they?
The snake is having his last meal.