The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
I just tried this and I can say it totally works!
When a cat's gotta eat a cat's gotta eat!
Not the smartest guy in the world that's for sure.
Hmmm, wonder what he sees...lol
Hot Dogs wrapped in hot dogs surrounded by hot dogs covered in bacon. A heart attack on a plate.
Just give me my ice cream already!
WTF! Why would anyone eat that random crap. Oh I know, to look like a fool on the internet.
Ordering Sonic fast food like a boss!!!