WTF, I would have spit it in her face.
Every morning should start off with a well balanced meal and Bacon Strips!
This is how every guy should have his dinner served.
Her fridge has come alive and wants to eat her.
Dude fills his lungs with hot dogs, that's cool in my book! Redneck win!
This guy demonstrates how many different animals eat their food in hilarious fashion. Which animal was the funniest?
Husband Gives a Tip To The Waiter
Here you go, 1 heart attack sandwich.
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.
He died of diabetes later that day...