Cute little supermarket trick with ground pork.
The reason the internet was created.
His buddy smashed him with an egg earlier in the week so when he came over for a haircut he was in for a surprise.
"Should I blow it or suck it?"
A quick instructional video about cooking with Asians.
Just give me my ice cream already!
Fail Chocolate Santa Penis
That will be the last lemon he ever eats.
This guy turns cotton candy into art.