Did he really think he could chug a bottle of ranch dressing? FAIL
I can't imagine why this guy is obese.
This might be the happiest guy on the planet.
Mind = Blown. Wait for it...
I wonder what extra pepperoni looks like?
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.
WTF, Found this in the hot sauce isle.
WTF! Why would anyone eat that random crap. Oh I know, to look like a fool on the internet.
Mom is allowed to have a little fun on Mothers Day.
Someone needs to jam a bar of soap in this kid's mouth.