What do you call a lonely fisherman?
As the fisherman is reeling in his catch a seal decides to take it for himself.
Well that sure caught everyone by surprise!
That thing came out of nowhere!
Don't stand in the water and grab your electric fishing pole. He wasn't the head of his class.
A woman was walking her dog Barney along State Road 758 in Sarasota when she was struck and killed by a drunk driver. Barney, injured in the incident, took off, and ended up in the Gulf of Mexico. There, he was found and rescued by a kayaker who happened to be filming his fishing expedition at the time.
An eagle swooped down and stole this man's fish and stripped his reel of all his line.
After this he was done fishing for the day.
That's what you get for trying to poop on him.
Big fish eats little fish.