There goes today's catch...
That thing came out of nowhere!
Hey, don't fish in my watering hole!
A woman was walking her dog Barney along State Road 758 in Sarasota when she was struck and killed by a drunk driver. Barney, injured in the incident, took off, and ended up in the Gulf of Mexico. There, he was found and rescued by a kayaker who happened to be filming his fishing expedition at the time.
As the fisherman is reeling in his catch a seal decides to take it for himself.
What do you call a lonely fisherman?