You won't see that happen again.
Next time turn the rocket around and face it the right way!
Someone launches a massive firework in the neighborhood which blows out...
Turns out Captain Awesome isn't all that awesome at all. Owned!
Fourth of July in the good ole USA.
Last firework he'll ever see.
He wasn't very happy after getting woken up like that.
There is a reason why you are supposed to light your fireworks outside!...
There are better ways to pierce your ears.