You won't see that happen again.
Someone launches a massive firework in the neighborhood which blows out...
Next time turn the rocket around and face it the right way!
Turns out Captain Awesome isn't all that awesome at all. Owned!
Last firework he'll ever see.
He wasn't very happy after getting woken up like that.
Fourth of July in the good ole USA.
There is a reason why you are supposed to light your fireworks outside!...
There are better ways to pierce your ears.