You're not supposed to melt your face off!
Good job horrifying the kids...
I swear, kids are getting dumber and dumber every day. Why would you spray fire into your face?
This is crazy. This guy is trapped in his house with the wildfires all around him.
"Guys my hair just exploded."
This is exactly why you don't throw water on an oil fire! These guys should have been a little more prepared.
A fireworks mishap makes for a dangerous and explosive show.
He can't figure out what's wrong with his new generator. It's too late now!