You are Pyro Guy, a bomb expert and your objective is to destroy precise targets. Avoid the guards and use your explosives wisely. Infiltrate a social network giant, take down a space centre and blow up a nuclear plant. All in a days work for the Pyro Guy!
This might be a good time to get out of the house now...
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You have failed at all of them.
This has got to be the weirdest proposal I've seen on the web yet. As if being lit on fire wasn't enough, he gets blasted by an onslaught of rockets as well...lol
Someone launches a massive firework in the neighborhood which blows out windows, sets off car alarms and catches peoples houses on fire! Good job buddy!
Sadly, they all perished in the fire. This video was found among the wasteland that was once their dorm room.
Volcanoes are cool. The extreme heat causes instant combustion!
F*ck the clubhouse, I gotta make this putt!