If you get drunk and pick fights with random people chances are you're going to get knocked the f*ck out!
It was probably the wet willy that pushed him over the edge. He got what he deserved!
First one to get up wins!
Would you like fries with that?
The batter keeps screwing with the pitcher by calling timeout, so when a runner tries to score, the pitcher takes out his frustration on him.
In the wrong place at the wrong time.