Wind.....it's a motherf**cker!
Basically starting the game 0-1.
That's a lot of frigging teddy bears!
Beautiful scenery ruined by some horny horses.
Try to get a goal in one shot. This is pretty fun.
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.
The soccer ballers are back again, this time with 36 brand new levels of soccer based fun. Pass to team mates and try to score all the goals and hit all the refs for a red card. Why do you need a red card ? Well it's fun hitting refs, that's why.