First rule of fight club, don't suck at fighting.
Looks like someone has been going to McDonald's a little too much during summer vacation from Hogwarts.
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
You definitely chose wrong buddy!
You like the slicey games? Good. We have an especially annoying one for you. Avoid white balls and white lines. Cut as much shape away as you can, using as few slices as you can. How good are you?
Time to lay off the treats.
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.
Pigs may fly but this kid sure can't.
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!