Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
You like the slicey games? Good. We have an especially annoying one for you. Avoid white balls and white lines. Cut as much shape away as you can, using as few slices as you can. How good are you?
You definitely chose wrong buddy!
Pigs may fly but this kid sure can't.
What the hell is she eating?
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.
Time to lay off the treats.
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
This guy is the phatest rapper around, literally!