Wow, that was better then I was expecting.
I've heard about having eyes in the back of your head but this is taking it to a whole new level.
What better way to celebrate Christmas morning then with a Christmas bacon tree.
First rule of fight club, don't suck at fighting.
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
Some woman take a nice digger in the office and gets knocked out cold.
You definitely chose wrong buddy!
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
I'm pretty sure this wasn't made for fat women.