When are Russians going to learn that drinking Vodka and driving does not...
He was so mesmerized by the twerking that he lost his balance.
Next time leave it to the professionals.
Have you ever gotten up and your leg doesn't work because it fell asleep?
Sometimes it's just as dangerous on base than it is on the battlefield.
Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.
Booze and hula hoops don't mix.
Remember kids, don't drink and ride!