Stairs are a pain in the ass when you're drunk so why not take a shortcut...
This is what happens when a wildfire meets up with a wooden bridge.
Was that luck or divine intervention?
He was doing so well until...
He wants to be a gymnast when he grows up.
That's why you don't go out jogging in a snow storm. Isn't it ironic?
A bunch of fuzzy wuzzy's falling asleep where they stand.