Throw the stick man down the stairs and see how many points you can get.
Unfortunately the door wasn't as strong as he thought. That's the last elevator ride he will ever take. That wheelchair is going to come in handy now.
Have you ever gotten up and your leg doesn't work because it fell asleep?
What did they expect to happen?
They just don't make stripper poles like they used to.
Pro tip: Don't longboard into oncoming traffic.
Somebody had a few too many!
Some guy starts to fall asleep at a press conference and takes the whole set down.
Sometimes it's just as dangerous on base than it is on the battlefield.