A bunch of fuzzy wuzzy's falling asleep where they stand.
Trust falling on strangers doesn't work very often.
This chick wants to show you her stripper pole moves.
Remember kids, don't drink and ride!
Ladder Fail, That's going to leave a mark!
Next time don't park where the tree could fall.
Next time cut holes so you can see.
Your dreams of being a circus star are over.
A tree trimmer goes for a ride when the branch he cut sent him flying.
So close yet so far away.