Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
That's going to leave a mark.
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
Remember kids, don't drink and ride!
Great way to knock out some teeth!
He's so drunk that a spit wad can knock him over.
Just dropping by to say hello.
This would probably catch me off guard too.
That's going to leave a mark!!!