Someone had one too many at the airport bar.
The whole building falls on him.
Drunk Falls Off Bridge and Slams Firetruck, Double fail!
Beer and water slides don't mix.
Some chubby kid takes a nice fall on a bicycle
A hiker takes a tumble down a clif. Hes either dead or really sore!
The fish isn't supposed to catch you.
Sometimes it's just as dangerous on base than it is on the battlefield.