Was that supposed to be a stage dive?
I just f**king shot myself!
These kids must be geniuses!
Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.
That's what happens when you tape a homemade bomb to a sledgehammer and wack a rock.
Just do it before you can think about it...
How not to break down a door.
When you're going to show off your abs of steel make sure your partner knows the difference between ABS and RIBS!