I bet this guy will wear his seat belt from now on.
Time to find new friends buddy!
You don't see this happen too often.
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
Great idea, now how do I get back up???
Can you guess the reason why he didn't make the football team?
Don't showoff if you don't know what the hell you're doing...
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Another person who thinks jumping onto a homemade stripper pole will work.