What was supposed to be funny turned into a mini concussion and getting...
Thank god for those boats or they would never be able to cross the street.
The dead guy is going to pull through?
Somebody forgot to use the proper punctuation on the teleprompter which...
Probably could have used a bigger trailer.
Fire the idiot who thought that net would stop a golf ball.
That's one way to get road rash.
Pro tip: Don't longboard into oncoming traffic.
Longboarder Hits Guardrail, That's going to leave a mark.