I bet you didn't know Philip Seymour Hoffman did all his own stunts. Here's some old footage.
I'll help in a second. I got to get this shot!
Even I could have done better then that, and I suck at Photoshop!
You definitely chose wrong buddy!
Wow that was really cool dude. I gotta try that stunt!
This guy was put into a pillory on stage during some show and took a hard faceplant. Fail!
Looks like its a homerun to me!
Not only did you fail, but you did it while riding a pink powerwheels barbie convertible.
Why would he include his middle initial?