This guy defines the word FAIL. I feel bad for the puppy that got his tongue bitten by the turtle!
What an idiot! He's lucky he didn't slip into hypothermia or shock.
Maybe this clown should think about stealing a belt or some smaller pants first.
It's a little late but who cares. He makes some of the best fail compilations on the web. Here's all the best fails from March 2014.
When bathroom Olympics go wrong.
Instead of letting him know, this guy gets a good pic.
He should of had easy pass.
Instead of looking like a tough guy, you now look like a pussy to the whole internet. Grats...