Have you ever seen a dog that couldn't run?
In Russia, road painters obviously drink on the job.
That just adds insult to injury.
His neighbor must have been pissed!
You know what to do with that big fat butt...
Mayhem unfolds after one row team crashes into the docks.
Was he going so fast that the cop didn't see him or did he just figure...
He thought he could make it across in time.