The grooms entrance didn't go quite like he planned.
Do not get in a fight with this guy unless you want to get your ass kicked...
Don't use mom's glassware.
She don't know how to ride a motorcycle and takes off through the yard and into the fence.
The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
If you're going to walk out in the middle of traffic then you deserve to get hit.
Next stop...the hospital for some stitches.
Something looks strange in your carriage.