I feel like that should have been in a comedy movie or something. FAIL
A Russian rocket carrying multiple satellites into orbit malfunctioned shortly after launch and erupted into a massive explosion with an epic shockwave.
The forecast called for avalanches that day!
This is the very reason why the internet was invented.
If you're trying to impress the ladies on the beach you had better land your flips instead of smashing face first into the sand!
Your supposed to look both ways before flying out into traffic on your skateboard.
Wait for it....Wait for it...
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and watch out!
Just give it a little gas not floor it!