He was looking to die but all he got was an ass woopin!
That's what happens when you try to cut everybody.
The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
He took an ambien before going on tv. Bad idea!
This guy needs to take up another sport!
How does this guy not get tackled???
Afterwards he couldn't feel his legs...
This guy was busted dumping trash on the side of the road and got instant karma when he tried to flee.