The gas pump caught on fire but the fire extinguisher caused more damage!
People will try those damn exercise balls on everything...lol I don't think he got the workout he was looking for.
He wanted to see her naked no matter what.
Failure is not an option!!! or maybe it is!
Dude you're supposed to take a knee!
That's going to leave some bruises.
This chick just got owned by her lizard on the internet.
He can't figure out what's wrong with his new generator. It's too late now!