Something goes wrong and a giant sailboat crashes on land.
They just don't make stripper poles like they used to.
Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.
Jet Skier: 0, Ocean Wave: 1
He needed a haircut anyway.
This guy is motivating you with his speech about being able to do whatever you put your mind to. Although he is having a pretty hard time smashing the board over his head!
This happened in my home state. A couple underage kids were drunk from a concert earlier in the day and one of them decided to ride the rail up the escalator but lost his balance.
She's ready to go for the gold!
It was a good concept but you need to work on your landing.