Now he has to take the rest of his wedding pictures with a broken nose.
There is a reason why women belong in the kitchen...lol
Awe, your boomstick broke...
Fishing during a hurricane never ends well.
I dont think break dancing is covered under the warranty for that laptop.
Someone had one too many at the airport bar.
A bunch of idiots rioting could use some lessons in fire safety.
A woman enters an elevator and hits up without letting her dog in. A guy carrying a bunch of eggs attempts to save the dog. The dog survived, the eggs did not.
This soldier has all the qualities except for the mutant powers of the real Juggernaut.
Even sea life can fail at times.