I just f**king shot myself!
Don't quit your day job...A stuntman is not your calling.
Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.
This is the girl you want to go on a cruise with.
It sucks knowing in mid jump that you're about to get f*cked up.
In most cities you would get your ass beat for being a bunch of tools.
Next time try passing on the left instead.
These kids must be geniuses!