He can forget about having kids.
Gonna need a medic and a chiropractor.
This guy cracks his skull. Ouch!
The guys with the foam padding had one job...
Paint Lids Came Off While Hitting Some Bumps
I guess he didn't see the giant white van driving down the street he was about to land in.
I present to you the world's worst dad!!! The mom isn't so bright either. When you shut the door, it turns on...