The army is running out of resources.
After some martial arts dude fails during the pregame show and leaves a hole in the runway some poor model takes a plunge.
Next time cut holes so you can see.
Good thing he was standing in a river.
Mom is screaming and squirming in the chair. Her tattoo is going to be so screwed up!
Mom tries to ride a dirtbike but instead ends up crashing into grandma sitting in her wheelchair.
Mom to the rescue and his buddies laugh...