If you're going to get fancy then at least catch the damn ball.
So this guy decides to propose on national TV and gets denied.
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.
Looks like he got too excited.
How do you not realize land is dead ahead? Driving blindfolded???
That's one way to get road rash.
Well that didn't work out as planned.
Walmart is host to all forms of life from rednecks to cross dressers to obese slobs.