She didn't make it very far...
He bit off a little more then he could chew.
Time to visit your local sporting goods store.
Use a bigger forklift next time.
This guy is doing what he calls "Hardcore Parkour" but fails miserably!
Make sure you check your door chain next time you stay at a hotel.
Who the hell lets their baby play with a cobra???
Wear a helmet if you're not a pro.
Someone please explain to this guy how to use the rowing machine!
If you're trying to impress the ladies on the beach you had better land your flips instead of smashing face first into the sand!