I've heard about joined at the hip but not joined at the lip!
And they say all men are dogs...
Until you turn them right side up!
A reporter tries to sneak into this man's place of business and gets a knuckle sandwich instead.
Guy in the background: "well if he falls against my car he's gunna fuckin ride her off!"
That's actually pretty good.
Rob Dyrdek, you have some competition.
I've heard about having eyes in the back of your head but this is taking it to a whole new level.
New rule: If you commit a party foul, you get smashed in the face with a paddle.
Is this a fail or a win? Either way, it's one of the best slow motion knockouts I've come across.