I Cover My Face In Sperm To Stay Young
A drunk kid attempts to smash a watermelon with his head but fails on his first attempt. The second attempt is another fail, but this time he smashes his face into the ground.
Nice dismount though. I give him an 8.5.
Good night sweetheart, good night...
He's all smiles until the river card comes out, then his face is priceless!
This Cow's Face Has Two More Faces