Good thing he was standing in a river.
Mom is screaming and squirming in the chair. Her tattoo is going to be so screwed up!
Mom tries to ride a dirtbike but instead ends up crashing into grandma sitting in her wheelchair.
Mom to the rescue and his buddies laugh...
You will never be as good as those little Asians. Give up...
You might need to take some advil for that.
These rednecks build a monster truck using a car body and drive it through some deep mud only to blow the engine!
Notice every blonde hottie screwed this one up.