A bull knocks himself out. Thanks to the person who uploaded this one, I got a kick out of it.
Only a redneck would come up with using a lawnmower to pull yourself around in a wheelchair.
This guy got caught wearing a womans thong.
If you're going to get fancy then at least catch the damn ball.
So this guy decides to propose on national TV and gets denied.
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.