They just don't make stripper poles like they used to.
Hey, where did that wall come from?
These guys are so wasted they can't stay on their feet. There's no way that tent is getting set up.
Another idiot on bath salts going nuts...
Don't use mom's glassware.
She don't know how to ride a motorcycle and takes off through the yard and into the fence.
The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
That's why it's a good idea to wrap the chamber with duct tape.
This is why you don't mess around with PVC pipes and black powder. Not a good idea kids...unless you want to go blind.
Next stop...the hospital for some stitches.