Beer and water slides don't mix.
Pole vaulting can be a dangerous sport if you suck at it.
That description was a bit graphic.
The only people more stupid then the guy running the wrong was are the idiots who tackled him. They would have gotten a safety...FAIL
The Barney Balloon Popped at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon carriers had a bit of problem with the wind.
The throttle got stuck on this guy's electric lawn mower.
Cool marine ceremony. But your supposed to catch the rifle when its thrown to you, not let it drop and break.
Boom right to the kisser!
These kids must be geniuses!