I can assure you he felt like a failure that day.
Spitting in your food did not work out like he planned.
This chick does a little dance after receiving her diploma and then takes a nice nose dive into the stage floor.
His furry friend wanted in on the action but gets tossed like a rag doll.
This chick went a little overboard on the botox. The only thing those lips are good for now is DSL. And I'm not talking about internet service.
Does that mean she is happy or not?
Someone get this guy a band-aid!
Some kid hits a fire bomb he made only to have it explode in his face.
I think it's time to take up a new sport!