Going to need something even bigger now!
This is what happens when you fall asleep on a moving door at the bus stop.
This woman is stomping grapes when she falls out of the bucket and gets the breath knocked out of her on live tv.
The building collapses the wrong way and takes out the power lines where everyone is watching.
Oops, didn't mean to say that...
Ouch, that left a decent mark. You sir are no Olympian. Fail!
Why in the hell would all these people stand right where a car is scheduled to come crashing towards them?
Too bad the dentist isn't open on the weekend.
Somehow he is survived and is alright.
Keyword here is "attempts"...