Some kid hits a fire bomb he made only to have it explode in his face.
The gas pump caught on fire but the fire extinguisher caused more damage!
This is why you don't f*ck with fireworks. Leave it to the professionals or you will be wiping your ass with your other hand.
There is a reason why you are supposed to light your fireworks outside! This is a good way to destroy your kitchen.
Nobody gets burned and sh*t was everywhere so I call this a win.
Who needs fishing poles when you can explode the fish 100 feet in the air!
Boom, going to need a new rim now.
Florida blasts away an old oil power plant to make way for a newer and cleaner power plant. BOOM!