Over seas the crowds don't mess around. You might get blown up on the field.
"I need to go check on my cat".
Firefighters wouldn't get near this place. Meth Lab maybe?
I was waiting for a pumpkin bomb. I gotta try this next year.
I'll remember that the next time my phone starts acting funny.
Now you see it, now you don't.
Sticking your head into a bucket of gasoline and lighting it isn't the smartest move on the planet.
The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.
Don't light a match to look inside your gas tank...
In case you feel like being a mad scientist and exploding a tick filled with blood.