His dad was clearly not impressed.

The soccer ballers are back again, this time with 36 brand new levels of soccer based fun. Pass to team mates and try to score all the goals and hit all the refs for a red card. Why do you need a red card ? Well it's fun hitting refs, that's why.

This guy puts on an amazing show. He is truly gifted with insane soccer skills.

That escalated quickly!

You don't want to be outside when these start falling from the sky!

Ping pong ball with angled pinhole is immersed in liquid nitrogen and allowed to spin.

Cuts through it like butter.

Inflict pain and suffering to our Geek in twelve different manners, toss him across the beautiful lush landscapes of Berzerk Land, beat him senseless in various mini-games, break his spirit by unlocking brand new attacks, you can even scar him emotionally using our revolutionary make-over machine!

Whaaaa? I could hang out with this goat all day long!

I never knew how flammable ping pong balls were!